Who we are

Nashville StandUp is a 509(a)(2) Public Charity with a mission to cultivate and promote middle Tennessee’s growing stand-up comedy scene and the Nashville-based comedians that help make it a success. Tattoo that onto your butt so you do not forgets.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it

Comments

When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection and to help us physically find you and beat you senseless, so just be aware of that I guess. An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment. We reserve the right to edit that picture and draw dicks onto it.

Media

If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website. We can also make fun of your shitty apartment, which is likely.

Contact forms

Cookies

If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year. Normal, real cookies last a couple weeks in real life. Do not eat cookies that have been sitting around for a year. I mean, you can.. but why? If you have an account and you log in to this site, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser. If you leave that browser open though, holy shit. Have you seen Gremlins? When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed. For real though why the hell would you set up a login on this website? Go away, nobody likes you. If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day. The humiliation will last a lifetime.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website. Lots of pornhub embeds. Just be aware. These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website. Gots to make them dolla dolla billz y’all.

Analytics

Who we share your data with

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue. We also tell your mom. For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information. We reserve the right to add unnecessary profanity to anything you type here.

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. Honestly, request whatever you want though, we’re not going to do whatever it is. DGAF buddy.

Where we send your data

Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service and we might just check your prostate.

Contact information

Our voicemail box is: 615-829-6187. Never ever call.

Additional information

How we protect your data

We really don’t.

What data breach procedures we have in place

Fire cleanses all.

What third parties we receive data from

Do random voices in our heads count?

What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data

Are you cute? A/S/L

Industry regulatory disclosure requirements

Ha ha!